Ducklings have great brakes.
when kids stare at you for a long time
to be honest my actual biggest fear is to end up like spongebob and always fail the driving test
i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”
teacher: cite your sources in this essay
"that boy is really cute" "wait cara arent you a lesbian how can you tell" you know what. youre right. i forgot to put on my HomoSpecs™, which allow me to view all men as grayish blurry blobs. Is that jeremy?? i can’t even tell now that i’m wearing my HomoSpecs™. all men look like the same unattractive indistinguishable gray haze to me because i am homosexual
ass for me.
shake that ass for me.